#77 Boxers or Briefs?
There is so much out there for "fixing" female fertility issues that I thought it might be funny, I mean FUN to share some tips and tricks from the good, ol' internet on treating male infertility issues. Hold onto your undies men, this first one's a doozy!
1. Ice, Ice, Baby! Many fertility sites recommend that men ICE their groin area 10-15 minutes a day via an ice pack or sitting in water with ice in it. That should really get 'cha in the mood, right gentlemen?
2. Were' Going to Pump (claps hands) You Up! We all know that exercise reduces stress but did you know that pumping weights can increase testosterone levels which can have a positive effect on sperm count?
"Okay, enough talk. Now is the time to go for the pump. Hans, will show you the proper way to lift the veight. Now, pay attention..Now, you might ask yourself, "Hans & Franz, where do you go once you pump the muscle?" Well, if you're not a crybaby, you enter yourself into the Mr. Universe competition."
3. I Just Called, to say....You have low sperm motility
Recent studies have shown that keeping cell phones or laptop computers near your nuts and bolts can have a tremendously negative effect on sperm count and motility. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's cell phone? Neither has he and he has 7 kids.
*Laughter is the best medicine right? Why not laugh at my infertility?! I do not mean to offend with any of these posts, it is just a way to let go a little and see the humor in our situation. Please laugh with me!