Thankfully the handsome prince had a secret weapon! A weapon that could only be used for good. Passed down to him from his royal birth and refined in the finest of middle school institutions.
No it wasn't magical powers. No, it wasn't the sword of Griffindor. It wasn't even true loves kiss (although that never hurts!). It was a power greater than all these.
Humor! The kind and gentle prince was able to tame the fiery beast and rescue the kingdom and his sweet and beautiful princess using the goofiness that came so naturally to him.
The moral of the story, for those who care to know,
is always choose a funny prince no matter where you go.
If you choose one who jokes does crack,
he is one who will always have your back.
At times it may seem that passion and love may flame and dim
but if you select a prince who makes you laugh you will always love him.
For moments when the darts of the adversary are fiery and burdens make you boo,
a man to make you chuckle will get you out of any stew!