Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Adventures in Infertility #64

#64  The Infertility Fairy Tale

 Once upon a time, in a land far far away, lived a handsome prince and beautiful maiden.  They lived in a small bedroom castle! In her father's house With their trusty cat Sirius and their faithful dog Bear.  And all was well in the land!  But things were not always so grand...oh who could ever learn to love a beast?

Not so many years ago, a darkness crept upon the land and put the princess under a curse causing her to have mood swings and to cry at stupid things like commercials on t.v. and the fact that someone ate the last potato chip.  The poor prince was beside himself, it seemed no matter what he did the savage beast could not be soothed.

You see, even girls who are married to princes can find fault with their husbands when under the control of fertility medications the evil queen ...

Especially when....

 Thankfully the handsome prince had a secret weapon!  A weapon that could only be used for good.  Passed down to him from his royal birth and refined in the finest of middle school institutions.

No it wasn't magical powers. No, it wasn't the sword of Griffindor. It wasn't even true loves kiss (although that never hurts!).  It was a power greater than all these.

Humor!  The kind and gentle prince was able to tame the fiery beast and rescue the kingdom and his sweet and beautiful princess using the goofiness that came so naturally to him.

The moral of the story, for those who care to know,
is always choose a funny prince no matter where you go.
If you choose one who jokes does crack,
he is one who will always have your back.
At times it may seem that passion and love may flame and dim
but if you select a prince who makes you laugh you will always love him.
For moments when the darts of the adversary are fiery and burdens make you boo,
a man to make you chuckle will get you out of any stew!

*Laughter is the best medicine right?  Why not laugh at my infertility?!  I do not mean to offend with any of these posts, it is just a way to let go a little and see the humor in our situation. Please laugh with me!

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