Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Adventures in Infertility #32

#32 Yo Mama So...Jokes

Yo Mama so Barren Jokes:

Yo mama so barren she makes the dust bowl look like the garden of eden!

Yo mama so barren her living room looks like Martha Stewart lives there!



Yo mama so barren she gets fertility advice from the Sahara Desert!

Yo mama so barren she's NOT THE MAMMA!


Yo Mama so Fat from Fertility Drugs Jokes:

You mama so fat from fertility drugs she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled "Stop that Twinkie!"

Yo mama so fat from fertility drugs when she runs she makes the CD player at the radio station skip.

Yo mama so fat from fertility drugs when she went outside in a red dress kids yelled, "Hey, KOOL-AID!"

Yo mama so fat from fertility drugs she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat from fertility drugs she floated in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

*Laughter is the best medicine right?  Why not laugh at my infertility?!  I do not mean to offend with any of these posts, it is just a way to let go a little and see the humor in our situation. Please laugh with me!

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