Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Adventures in Infertility #5

#5 The Infertile vs. The Frugal

You are invited  ring-side as reigning champ Infertile Myrtle battles it out against her husband Frugal Frankie Merman at the local Costco Isle 2!  The prize purse is $10 or $50 worth of feminine supplies!


FFM comes out swinging with a brutal jab from the wallet!  "Look how many tampons we can get for $50!"
A left hook "This will last you half a year!"

IM swings a paw, "I don't need that many" and misses just as FFM bobs out of the way.  He's got her on the ropes and he knows it.

They circle each other, sizing one another up.  Money vs. mayhem, bottom line vs. bottom parts, paycheck vs. period.  It is an epic battle.

FFM looks away to calculate the per tampon price.

IM takes her chances and swings from the uterus. "I won't need them after this month because we will be pregnant!"  A total KO!

IM: Now where are those Cream Puffs? 

The crowd (one old man with a squeaky wheeled cart) goes by wild!

Join us next month when Frugal Frankie Merman and Infertile Myrtle have a rematch at the Smart and Final Store (sale on Maxi Pads)!

*Laughter is the best medicine right?  Why not laugh at my infertility?!  I do not mean to offend with any of these posts, it is just a way to let go a little and see the humor in our situation. Please laugh with me!

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