#3 Answers to the Question: "When are you going to have kids?"
(With special guest panelist the fantastic Mr. Gariety!)
*They are all out of white ones.
*We put in an order for one a while ago, it seems to be lost in transit somewhere. Where is that UPS tracking number?
*We been trying but must be doing it wrong. Can you come over later and show us how it is supposed to be done?
*Well...my uterus is broken (that is about as far as you have to go before they turn green).
*We are waiting until we make our first million.
I don't want to ruin my body (said by the hubbster).
I am already in my 7th trimester (hubbster again, said while rubbing his belly).
*Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!
*Laughter is the best medicine right? Why not laugh at my infertility?! I do not mean to offend with any of these posts, it is just a way to let go a little and see the humor in our situation. Please laugh with me!